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According to Fashionista Magazine.  "SEQUINS ARE COVERING THE SPRING 2024 RUNWAYS: Fashion's obsession with sparkle is still going strong.

You can always count on Jeff Patterson to be on-trend.  He is killing it with this shiny number.

There's one golden rule about being First Lady:  Never. Do. Sexy.

Luckily, Jeff Patterson isn't the First Lady, or he'd be breaking the golden rule with this FABULOUS burgandy velvet smoking jacket by Givenchy.

Taking a fashion cue from his new hit TV show, Carnival Row, Jeff Patterson steps out in this chick steampunk ensemble.

Jeff shows us his patriotic side with this star-spangled, jaunty head covering.  He really stands out from the rest of the red-carpet crowd!